Funny love messages

Everyone loves the smile on the face of his/her beloved so; we have love messages jokes and love messages funny for you. Read all the funny love msgs and send the one you like the most according to your sense of humor. Find best love messages funny to say to your lover.

• Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you.
  I wish that someday I would dream about my pillow & I would be hugging you.
• If you are cute, you can call me baby
  if you are nice, you can call me sweetie
  but if you are hot, you can call me tonight
• My love for you is like a fart.
  Everything about it is powered by my heart.
• Your smile can be compared to a flower
  Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
  Your innocence to a child
  But in stupidity you have no comparison
  You’re the best!
• If you want one to do the dishes,
  And, to mow the lawn,
  You can search for the person,
  When I am gone
• Why do the wedding photos always have the bride on the left side of the groom? Because in a balance sheet liability is always mentioned in the left column and assets are mentioned in the right.
• If somebody will ever beat at the
  gate of your soul, tell him that
  it’s closed and that I’ve taken
  the key. I love you!

• Love is the fart
  Of every heart.
  For when held in,
  Doth pain thy host.
  But when let out,
  Pains others most.

• My love for you is like diahrea, I just can’t hold it in.

• Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can see it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

• Boys are great. Every girl should have one.

• A man who can laugh at the face of a difficulty is the one who has found someone to blame it on.

• Don’t be sad when you see your
  ex-girlfrnd flirting with sumone else.
  Come on yaar
  Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kids
  That’s called ATTITUDE

• What Is Love ?
  Pyaar hua — Thoda yaha vaha ghumna hua — Thodi romantic baatein hue aur phir break-up .
  Iss Procedure Mein Sirf Jeb Khali Hua Aur Kuch Nahi .

• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
• A man who can laugh at the face of a difficulty is the one who has found someone to blame it on
• If marvari girls sell the PAPITA in the market than we boys have some great fun with them
  As they say
  “Papi to ly lo”
  “Papi to ly lo”
• When you love someone, it’s something. When someone loves you, it’s another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it’s everything.
• Life Becomes Romantic When Eyes Start Looking
  At S0me 1 Silently ..ButLife Becomes More R0mantic When Some 1
  Starts Reading Those Eyes Silently
• Your smile can be compared to a flower
  Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo
  Your innocence to a child
  But in stupidity you have no comparison
  You’re the best!
• If you’re cute, you can call me baby.
  If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie
  But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight
• Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your Name?
  Patient: Banta
  Nurse: Birthdates?
  Patient: 01-Feb-85
  Nurse: Married?
  Patient: No, Car Accident..

• True love is like a pillow
  You can hug it when you’re in trouble
  You can cry on it when you’re in pain
  You can embrace it when you’re happy
  So when you need true love
  Buy a pillow
• Falling in and out of love is easy when you are young. As you grow old, falling in becomes harder and falling out gets hardest.
• Naughty but the sweetest thing to hear from your love ones. the only way i could hurt u is by biting ur lips when im torridly kissing u. .
• A man who can laugh at the face of a difficulty is the one who has found someone to blame it on.
• MOM ALWAYS SAID…”Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees”Mom!!!! money is made from
  paper & paper comes from trees.Therefore your argument is
  invalid.
• Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
• Try to reason about love & u will lose your reason.
• An act of love that fails
  Is just as much a part of the divine life
  As an act of love that succeeds,
  For love is measured by reception.

• A girl wants someone
  Who cares, someone who notices things,
  Not every girl cares if u r hot or whatever.
  Just as long as u r care and notice.
• If your girl friend gives notice
  & wishes to leave you she can do it
  Only after she works for you two more weeks.
• Expecting the world to treat u fairly
  Cause u r good person is just like expecting
  A bull not to attack u cause u r vegetarian.
• A word to the wise isn’t necessary
  It’s the stupid ones that need the advice.
• I do not have to see heaven,
  because i see heaven in your lovely heart.
• A girl wants someone who cares, someone
  who notices things,
  not every girl cares if u r hot or whatever.
  Just as long as u r care and notice.
• If you are cold at night,
  let the promise of my love cover you like a warm blanket.