Funny Love Poems

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• People say bad things about you
  People say bad things about me
  But together we can set those lies free
  Together we are stronger than any force
• The cold ground draped all in white,
  On this cold December night,
  Cutting down our Christmas tree,
  I want you to be with me.
• For my love you pay no fee,
  I know you belong with me.
  Your face glowing from the moon’s light,
  You are my winter love.
• I tried to rest, but I was to stressed,
  I tried to cry, but my tears would just dry,
  I tried to love, but my heart wouldn’t love,
  I tried to be me, and my friends wouldn’t let me
  I tried, I tried, and I’ve cried and cried ,
  Will I try to rest and love again …..?
• She walks down the corridor,
  with a frown on her face
  she hopes that one day she’ll find a better place.
  She walks past the people acting it out,
  The things she does
  She ashamed about.
• Why did you have to cut my heart out and stomp on it for
  I thought you loved me
  but now I see you don’t truly love me
  Where did you take my heart?
  Do you have it as your prisoner?
  Can I have my heart back to heal my razor blade cuts
  That you left on my arms

• I love you more than you could know
  from the top of your head to the nail on your toe.
  It matters not to me that you haven’t much money
  I’m sure that one day you’ll get some, my honey.
  Until that day I’ll patiently wait
  You’ll need about a hundred for our very first date.
  As soon as you get it, please give me a call
  Oh, make it twenty — you’re so handsome and tall.
• “Funny -to be a Century
  And see the People going by
  I should die of the Oddity
  But then I’m not so staid as He
  He keeps His Secrets safely very
  Were He to tell extremely sorry
  This Bashful Globe of Ours would be
  So dainty of Publicity”
• You are so very beautiful and way too nice
  I love you once I love you twice
  I’ll scream I love you with my last breath
  Even in the after life I’ll love you to death.
• If I ask you in years to come
  When you’re old and grey
  What did you do with your life my dear’
  What do you think you might sayYou see, I know the answer
  Though you would never admit
  That your life will end broken hearted
  Of a love lost too scared to commit
• eople say bad things about you
  People say bad things about me
  But together we can set those lies free
  Together we are stronger than any forceStay with me it’s your choice
  Without you im a pile of dust
  With you comes trust
  We’ll do our parts to win each other heartsWhenever
  Forever
  Together
  If you ever disappear
  I’ll be there
  Your a beautiful dove
  And my only love

• My clumsy heart has two left feet
  It always trips when I see you
  It starts to race and skip a beat
  My clumsy heart has two left feet
  It’s starting now to feel the heat
  Because of all the things you do
  My clumsy heart has two left feet
  It always trips when I see you
• They don’t know about my true feelings
  They don’t know about ever lasting
  They don’t know a part of me
  That’s always aching painfully.
• You are so very beautiful and way too nice
  I love you once I love you twice
  I’ll scream I love you with my last breath
  Even in the after life I’ll love you to death.
• If I ask you in years to come
  When you’re old and grey
  What did you do with your life my dear’
  What do you think you might sayYou see, I know the answer
  Though you would never admit
  That your life will end broken hearted
  Of a love lost too scared to commit
• Exam exam go away,
  Come again another year,
  Vacation vacation come fast
  You are the dream of exam time
• Family never helps.
  Friends always fight.
  Relationships always end bad.Family love’s you no matter what.
  Friends will always be by your side through everything.
  Relationships never die’s.

• WHAT IF I COULD BE HAPPY WITH YOU?
  AFTER OUR PAST I KNOW THAT COULDN’T BE TRUE?
  I NEVER TOLD A BOYFRIEND I LOVE YOU BEFORE.
  SINCE I TOLD YOU MY LOVE WENT OUT THE DOOR.
• If you feel cold,
  I can warm you up.
  If you are sad,
  I can cheer you up.
  If you are hungry,
  we can share an egg cup.
  But if you need money,
  Sorry, I have to shut up.
• You are my love & angel;
  You are my sugar & honey.
  You are my jewel & treasure;
  I’m broke & in need of money.
• Love can leave a memory that no one can steal,
  but love can also leave a pain that no one can heal.
  Like a stain on your shirt, love stays in your mind,
  Like a slap on your cheek, it leaves great pain behind.
• The way that you
  CORRECT your
  BEHAVIOR is to your
  thoughts that support
  the BEHAVIOR!
• You have brains in your head.
  Your have feet in your shoes.
  You can steer yourself
  In one direction you choose.
• Many people will walk in
  and out of your life,
  but only true friends will leave
  footprints in your heart.